Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This last weekend was not one of my laziest weekends ever. I did not manage to watch two entire adult (no, not ADULT, just grown-up) movies over the weekend....and I didn't laugh hysterically during the part when Betty White feels up Sandra Bullock in The Proposal. I didn't forget about dusting, skip disinfecting light switches and doorknobs (I know, I can be a little....um....particular) and I didn't ignore the laundry piling up in the kids' laundry basket.

I also didn't spend the majority of the weekend fudging on my diet. I didn't eat a few Ritz crackers with cheddar cheese and I didn't thoroughly enjoy a piece of razzleberry pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream last night. And I mostly certainly didn't skip weighing myself when I got out of the shower this morning.

And today, when I went in for a haircut, I didn't get my eyebrows waxed...for the first time in my 36+ years. And it didn't hurt just a little bit either...especially when she decided to pluck a little bit AFTER waxing. Nope, I wasn't bawling like a baby. AND, I definitely didn't get a smirk on my face when Marc decided (very seriously, I might add) that maybe he should go get his eyebrows waxed. What kind of man would even think about doing that?! They whine about papercuts for cryin' out loud!

I am now off to torture myself with more situps so I can lose some of the weight that I probably didn't gain back this weekend...