Not Me! Monday!

I haven't done a Not Me! Monday! post for awhile...I guess lately my Mondays have been too busy to think about what I've maybe done but probably shouldn't have. Today wasn't such a crazy Monday, though.

Anyway, at 5:11 this morning I did not hear my little Kellan talking loud enough to wake the dead...and wait for my husband to put him back to bed. And it wasn't me talking on a cell phone while driving through the thickest fog ever because I was scared spitless.

And I defintely did not vow to skip any and all sweets today...and then eat 4 (yep, FOUR) mini Almond Joys...and a brownie. And while my body is telling me that I absolutely have to exercise every day this week, my brain is most definitely not thinking of reasons...er, excuses, not to.

During dinner this evening, I did not burst out laughing when Kellan...um..."tooted" loudly at the table. And there is no way I would put a rubber grasshopper down my husband's shirt...that would not be a very mature thing to do! And I'm not cracking up just thinking about it either!

Well, after thinking about all of the crazy things I didn't do today, I am tired. So, I'm going to put the McCauley kids to bed....and not go work out...